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Offline highlander

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Lemon picker!
« on: May 19, 2011, 12:29:14 PM »
A man applying for a job at a Mildura Lemon Orchard seemed to be far too qualified for the job.

The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this:- Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"

He replied: "I've been divorced three times, bought a Leyland P76, a Beta video player and took up all the Telstra floats. Then I voted for Peter Beattie, Anna Bligh, Kevin Rudd and Julia Gillard.

"How am I doing so far?"

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Re: Lemon picker!
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2011, 04:33:07 PM »
Yep! You're hired!  :)
Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity opinions which differ from the prejudices of their social environment.  Most people are even incapable of forming such opinions.
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