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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: highlander on May 19, 2011, 12:29:14 PM

Title: Lemon picker!
Post by: highlander on May 19, 2011, 12:29:14 PM
A man applying for a job at a Mildura Lemon Orchard seemed to be far too qualified for the job.

The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this:- Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"

He replied: "I've been divorced three times, bought a Leyland P76, a Beta video player and took up all the Telstra floats. Then I voted for Peter Beattie, Anna Bligh, Kevin Rudd and Julia Gillard.

"How am I doing so far?"
Title: Re: Lemon picker!
Post by: Beefeater on May 29, 2011, 04:33:07 PM
Yep! You're hired!  :)